UNREMITTING FAILURE

Kid Congo and The Pink Monkey Birds

It's up at The Vinyl District. We hope Kid doesn't mind we made up all kinds of lies about him, like he was in Black Oak Arkansas and once shot a man for insulting his mustache. Aw, what are you going to do, tell the truth? It's journalism! Anyway, here's the link:

http://www.thevinyldistrict.com/dc/2013/10/tvd-live-kid-congo-powers-pink-monkey-birds/

Quote of the Day

"Death is like a bowl of spaghetti. You suck on one of those long noodles and it just keeps going and going and then it wraps itself around your tonsils and you choke until your face turns blue."

Forrest Gump

You wanted it, you got it: today on The Vinyl District the happy to be back Unremitting Failure reviews the greatest album ever produced by mortal minds and American fingers, Styx's "The Grand Illusion." Or as we like to call it "The Paltry Delusion." Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away to be anally probed, boy!" We're talking about Spaceship Rock!

f I could do one thing in this life, I would wipe every Hobbit off the face of the earth. That Tolkien fella has a lot to answer for. Lucky for him he's in Heaven, where they send all the scoundrels and bores of this world.

I've won awards. But I try not to beat myself up about it.