One woman's "Self-Summary"
I love politics, sports, and chocolate chip cookies. I'm also a practicing Catholic, so if chastity is a turnoff we should probably just be friends.
Our Response
I wholly support your decision to remain celibate until marriage. That said, I don't suppose you consider sodomy a sport, do you? Like cricket? I would love to take you out for chocolate chip cookies to further discuss. Sincerely,
Whatsit, rum, sodomy & the lash?
Saddle up! Or else something about a wicked googly, eh?
Posted by: Jeffers | May 24, 2012 at 10:53 AM
I love dipthongs, chuckleheads, & anaerobic clusterfucks. I'm also a practicing vegan juggler, so if tofu roadkill is a turnoff we should probaly just subdivide the Balkans and call it a day.
Posted by: Jeffers | May 24, 2012 at 01:02 PM
There is something about a Catholic girl that loves politics but won't put out that just ain't right.
She is lying about at least one thing, I guarantee you me.
Posted by: ishootblanks | May 24, 2012 at 02:55 PM
Blimes, Jeffers, there issomething really crazy about you that I absolutely love.
Mike, does the god of the catholics allow blowjobs? I mean, the pope receives them, there are no contraceptives involved, so why not? Give it a serious try!
Posted by: Jan Martin Löhndorf | May 24, 2012 at 03:25 PM
I just burst out laughing.
Posted by: gillian | May 24, 2012 at 07:31 PM
This comments section is regularly more funny than the post above it. A guy could get jealous. Or he could be grateful he has such funny friends.
Posted by: UF Mike | May 25, 2012 at 09:13 AM
We're only as good as the source material we have to work with, and you're a fountain of the good stuff, pal.
Posted by: Jeffers | May 25, 2012 at 09:28 AM
What Jeffers said.
Posted by: Jan Martin Löhndorf | May 25, 2012 at 12:53 PM
Some of my best writing has been on the comments section of this here blog.
Posted by: Karoline | May 26, 2012 at 06:45 PM
Not to worry, Mike. I'm keeping it relatively lowbrow with my "hahaha"s.
Posted by: gillian | May 27, 2012 at 03:02 AM
Dating doesn't work when you're trying to.
Posted by: jdb | May 28, 2012 at 01:23 AM
Mike, I just want you to know how much I've been enjoying these online dating posts. My friend Scott and I have been talking about how that seems to be the ONLY way we might actually someday meet someone, and I was reading your posts to him and we were cracking up. Good stuff :)
Posted by: gillian | May 30, 2012 at 01:07 PM
Thanks Gillian. Thanks everybody. You're the best.
Posted by: UF Mike | May 31, 2012 at 09:36 AM
Don't let online dating lower your values. Keep it up!
Posted by: Wink | May 31, 2012 at 04:01 PM
I think it already has. But I'll keep your words of encouragement in mind. Thank you, Wink!
Posted by: UF Mike | June 03, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Never really understood the post relevance with the title - online dating
Posted by: text the ex | June 18, 2012 at 03:14 AM
Your work forces out your followers for blog commenting.
Posted by: Ashley white | August 08, 2012 at 04:15 AM