Quiz

1. You see a guy with a tear drop tattoo on his cheek, a spider's web tattoo on his right elbow, and an FTW tattoo on his neck.  It's safe to assume that the FTW stands for:

a) Fuck the World

b) Free the Whales

c) Forward Thinkers Win

2. You run--literally--into an ex- with whom you had a particularly acrimonious breakup.  You:

a) Take the conciliatory path and stop to chat.

b) Say, "I was hoping to run into you--at your funeral."

c) Run in the opposite direction, shouting, "Don't crown me with the wok again!"

3.  Deep thinkers make you:

a) Jealous--You wish you could be Jacques Derrida, and speak with a French accent.

b) Angry--All their stupid thoughts you can't understand. All you need to know about this world is Birth, School, Work, Death!!

c) Horny--Everybody knows brilliant people have talented genitals. 

4. A monkey wearing shiny leggings and a sword in a hilt appears from behind your sofa and says, "You have a world-saving mission to accomplish."  You:

a) Go online to check the side effects of all the medications you're taking.

b) Brandish a fireplace poker, and say "Go back from whence you came, Spawn of the Death Worm!"

c) You go to the closet and remove a metal box containing a gun, a large sum of Chinese currency,  and a false passport, having always known this day would come. 

Comments

[Ellemef]

1. b
2. b.
3. b
4. c

So, which character from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington does that make me? Or is this a different quiz - maybe it's which character from Kill Bill? Or Five Easy Pieces?

[Jan Martin Löhndorf]

The monkey and me are having a reefer together and laugh about the idea of saving the world.

[UF Mike]

It makes you "Sawdust" from the little known western, "Seven Guns in Reno." That's good! You could have been the tubercular "Kvetch" or "Solid Foods", the local tame Indian. Jan Martin, I think you have the right idea. That makes you Mr. Fletcher, the drunk who runs the local newspaper. He's the funniest character in the whole movie.

[krogerfoot]

I chose 4 (b), but as the answer for No. 2. Wait, are these questions hypothetical, or are you asking us what we did when the above happened to us in real life? Because I might want to change my answers.

[UF Mike]

That's a good response. Most of your answers should be based on your real life reactions to the events described. If you have never had a monkey wearing a sword in a hilt appear from behind your sofa, it's obviously a sign that you've never been on a six-day vodka binge. In which case you should answer hypothetically. Hi Krogerfoot!