You know what we hate? We hate it when the Mrs. wakes up mad at us because we cheated on her in a dream. It sucks because (1) she generally stays mad for at least half an hour and (2) we would prefer to cheat on her in our dreams, where we get something out of it.
She had such a dream this morning, and we immediately wanted to know whether the woman we cheated on her with was hot. She said she couldn't remember. Couldn't remember! We told her in the future to take notes, perhaps even a photograph.
Anyway, we hope the sex was good. And her name was something like Tawny Buttocks. And said things like, "Spank me, I'm Tawny."
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