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March 31, 2009

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MikeWhat

Ann Coulter.

UF Mike

Damn you. And damn her. The anorexic, bug-eyed, crazy-vaginaed skank.

MikeWhat

It is useless to curse 'her', 'she' is strictly a self-perpetuating chemical reaction, without free will or imagination or self-awareness.

Eventually one of 'her' reagents will exhaust itself, and that noise it makes will finally come to an end.

UF Mike

Thank you for those comforting words. But wouldn't it be easier to lock "her" up in a Level 4 biocontainment vault deep underground?

MikeWhat

Already done, I call it "Fox News Channel".

mordantmouth

Couldn't we speed nature along, say with
a swift medicinal application of several
ounces of lead @ a high velocity or a wooden
steak once we microscopically find the location
of that tiny vestigal organ thet passes for
her heart.

UF Mike

All we have to do is find someone willing to lend us an electron microscope.

mordantmouth

I meant "stake" not "steak" BTW.

kfc

So Mike Little, you mean.

UF Mike

I'm not the steak, I'm the sizzle. hi kfc!

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