President Elect Barack Obama's honeymoon is over before it has begun. The final straw for us is his selection of Peter Orszag as Budget Director. No one with a hairpiece like his should be allowed in the public eye. At first glance we thought was a beaver-fur beret. That Mr. Orszag thinks it looks like hair, and ought to be on his head, says everything we need to know about his judgment. In short, the man is mad. At meetings he will no doubt carefully lift his hairpiece off his head, lower it to eye level, and ask "What do you think?" Or bang it against the conference table shouting, "For the last time, shut up!"
Party on top, party line on the bottom
I can see that cover-up operation from miles. Maybe that's what they want you to see, to hide the REAL scam! Oh yes!
Posted by: Martijn | November 26, 2008 at 10:48 AM
Good point! The DIVERSION! He probably has three legs but NOBODY has ever noticed! Hey Martijn!
Posted by: Unremitting Failure | November 26, 2008 at 12:14 PM
Someone tell Orszag that merkins belong on the other end, with the party line.
Posted by: kfc | November 26, 2008 at 12:44 PM
Hmmm. It's puzzling for certain. Goddamn.
It's too hideous to be a toupee, isn't it? Could it be the world's first vertical mullet?
Posted by: Ben | November 26, 2008 at 01:52 PM
Finally, a rug that looks EXACTLY like a rug.
Posted by: Unremitting Failure | November 26, 2008 at 04:40 PM