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February 01, 2007


William Thirteen

i suggest jumping off the third street overpass. it is very close to your office.

Unremitting Failure

Not high enough. Funny, we've been thinking about jumping from high places. But the high place has to be high enough for us to listen to Clap Your Hands Say Yeah's "Details of the War" in its entirety before we hit.

William Thirteen

oh it's not the fall that kills you but getting hit by all the traffic coming out of the third street tunnel. and that way they can't really say that it is suicide. no one has to know. they can't blame you for it and the wife still gets the insurance and everyone is better off. just think about it. think about it, that's all i be sayin' yo.

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