We're talking about Ben Volpeliere-Pierrot, of Curiosity Killed the Cat. Volpeliere-Pierrot sounds like the name of a guy Robespierre would have had guillotined during the Terror for the crime of being a mime. As it is, Volpeliere-Pierrot stands convicted of a crime almost as heinous: making 80s music. Unfortunately, while mimes still stalk the world committing their unspeakable acts, the guillotine is kaput. Justice? Not in this world.
I had to maintain and support the guillotine at my last help desk job. Freakin' thing was broke more than it was fixed. I hated that thing. Take my word for it, buddy. We're better off without them. Guillotines are a real pain in the neck.
Posted by: scott | May 09, 2006 at 09:29 AM
We can imagine. Sorry, pal. Not trying to impact your work load. Must be a lot like a copier, eh? Guillotine falls, nothing in the basket; another goddamn "head jam." And now you've got to open all those little doors looking for it. Pain in the neck indeed. Scott!
Posted by: UF | May 09, 2006 at 09:53 AM