Utah wildlife officials were puzzled by a photograph of what appeared to be a half-man/half-goat in the mountains of that state. That is until a blogger, Unremitting Failure, called to inform them that he was the subject of the phtograph. "He admitted to dressing in a homemade goat suit, and scrambling around the mountains on all fours," said a Utah wildlife official. "When we asked him why he was doing this, he grew sheepish and admitted that he'd heard this was the best way to get near to wild goats. When asked why he wanted to get close to wild goats, he replied, "Mating season fast approacheth."