We dreamed we were best friends with Sammy Hagar. No shit. It made us so happy. We were like, "We can't believe we're best friends with Sammy Hagar! We should pinch ourselves because we must be dreaming!" As it turns out, we were. We woke up the next morning disconsolate. Sammy was going to teach us how to play guitar. Is that cool or what? We remember reciting our Lesbian Boy lyrics to him: "Hail hail hair guitar/Sammy Hagar just wrecked my car." He was honored, or so he said. Our dreams are so rad. Like, we could have been best friends with anybody. But we were best friends with Sammy Hagar! Shit that's cool!