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July 27, 2012



Thanks for the quote share. Best line I saw today was on a park bench where somebody had written (on the bench itself) in large white letters: IS YOU HAPPY?


This brings to mind this show from the 90's we've been watching on Netflix,"Fishing With John". John Lurie of the Lounge Lizards & Down by Law fame goes fishing one on one with Jim Jarmusch, Tom Waits, Matt Dillon, & Dennis Hopper in various exotic locales. In the Waits episode Waits puts a fish he catches in his pants. Does a little twitchy dance. Now that's fun with fish.

Jan Martin Löhndorf

Goatman, Fishman - what comes next, Mike?


Whatever fun Mr. Snell has had with his sturgeon, it is bound to be more fun than anyone in the world has ever had with synchronised swimming (droopyfaced emoticon hell).


Very 'eavy.

UF Mike

I is not happy. Life is very 'eavy. And you want to know what comes next Jan Martin--well so do I.


I think I've told this one here before...You know where old Sturgeon go?
They all wind up on Lumpfish Roe.

Nothin like a little kitchen humor.

You know how you cook Kidney beans?
Boil the piss out of them!

Then...how do you make Pickle bread?
Start out with a good dill dough...

Ok, i'm done now.

Jan Martin Löhndorf

And how do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.

That's all, folks!


Mike just needs to eat a tongue taco. That's the answer to his 'eavy load.


If you's happy and you know it clap your fins.

(Get well, Mike.)


Late last night, "The Seven Year Itch" was on TV overhere. I didn't know what it was when I zapped by. I thought it was some anarchistic, brilliant, post-modern over-acted parody on something. I laughed & laughed when some poor disillusioned guy gave a dramatic speech and stumbled into the ocean. And then there was Monroe...

You see?

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