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July 16, 2012

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Jan Martin Löhndorf

As I have heard, it takes 20 minutes to acquire a feeling of saturation, so do your best within this time, You might collapse & throw up afterwards.

Btw, will you be in Hamburg this year?

gillian

Just looking at that giant thing makes me feel sick to my stomach.

UF Mike

I would probably collapse and die. And unfortunately, no, it looks like I won't be in Hamburg this Christmas. In fact it's likely I'll never go back to Germany with the ex. It breaks my heart. Then again, it just means I'll have to come over myself. Probably not this year, but one year soon...

Jan Martin Löhndorf

Yeah, I suspected so. There is a guest apartment where I live, it's comfortable and exceptionally low-cost. You are welcome anytime, y'know
Here: http://www.falkenried-terrassen.de/bilderbogen/index.htm

Bulletholes

I took on a 7lb pizza one time. Didn't even come close.
But this weekend at the NA Fundraiser they had a banana eating contest for the ladies. The judging was a compilation of quantity with points given for style.
It was awesome.

Martijn

Oh, I'd like to be this kind of torrero. But I can't even dream about heroics like this. I litterally can't picture any heroics from me. Throwing a three-pointer in basketball in the dying seconds, saving the foster home from a towering inferno, catching 'The General', the legendary bass of the hillbilly lake, nor eating a giant burrito. I should learn to dream like this... fashion wings from wax and start flapping like crazy.

A banana eating contest for ladies? Style? Thát I can picture!

UF Mike

thanks jan martin--I hope to take you up on that, and soon. A stay in Amsterdam, a stay in Hamburg--it would do me a world of good.

Bulletholes, what kind of porno 12-step program do you belong to? Because I want to join up!

Martijn, you are not alone. I seem to be heroics-proof. Of course there were the anti-heroics of my lead singer days. But they're but a distant memory now.

Jan Martin Löhndorf

I didn't want to mention it, but Bullets seems to have visited a blowjob-trainings camp.
Yeah, Mike, take a trip to Europe, where people wear american baseball caps.

UF Mike

Yeah, Bullets--lucky you!

I intend to. Me, I'm going to buy a German baseball cap. Even though--so far as I know anyway--there is no German baseball.

Martijn

There's Dutch baseball though! I believe we are the reigning World Champions! That's right, The Netherlands: World Champions Baseball! We beat Cuba in the final last year; I remember it well.

UF Mike

Congratulations! Beating Cuba--a baseball country if ever there was one--is no small accomplishment. I'll buy a Dutch baseball cap, then, and wear it with pride. Can you give me an example of a team name?

Martijn

I only know Urbanus from my hometown Hoorn. And perhaps I thought you have the Amsterdam Pirates. I'm not sure. That can also be the short-lived American Football team Amsterdam had. Oh no, those were the Amsterdam Crusaders. So the Pirates it is... Yarr Pirates!

Jan Martin Löhndorf

It's been going downhill with Cuba ever since the Commandante's been dead ...

bulletholes

Training camp?
These girls could give a clinic.

Jan Martin Löhndorf

Rrrr.

UF Mike

Bulletholes, nobody can tell me you're not the luckiest man alive...

and I like the Amsterdam Pirates. I definitely wants me one of their hats. Over here it's the Pittsburgh Pirates. Pittsburgh is famous for two things--steel and Andy Warhol. Not a bad combo...

Jan Martin, I match your "rrrr" and raise you a "Hubba hubba".

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