We thought it had been long forgotten, but our spite-inspiring article on Fugazi in the Washington City Paper lives on in the memories of at least a few Washingtonians. Proof is in the comments section of this brief spoof of a "Minor Treat" ice cream truck. Seeing as how the Fugazi article was the first nail in the coffin of our journalistic career, we have mixed feelings about it. But heck, it was fun to write and fun to read the dozens of vitriolic letters to the editor that the article inspired. Almost makes us want to get back in the game, it does--if only somebody would hire us.
purely hypothetical ice cream truck