"I like seafood, and I occasionally like to be flogged."
"Yar! Ye've found your man, ye have! The name is Cap'n Bob, and I manage the Red Lobster at the Rte. 73 Interchange on the inner loop of the Beltway, Five thousand lashes have I administered over my managing career, and a few more won't do me any harm! And seafood! It's an all-you-can-eat buffet on board every day here, served between the hours of 5 and 7. That's Happy Hour! In addition, the fresh food will do wonders for your complexion. Could we meet over a flagon of rum at the "Lobster" on Tuesday? I'd say Wednesday, but that's me bowling night. Sincerely,