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June 01, 2012

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Jeffers

This is a slice of a slice of twisted life. Sliver Fiction.

Jan Martin Löhndorf

Great text, once again.

UF Mike

Thanks, you guys. For some reason I had the idea of a clueless male carrying around a baby by the leg stuck in my head. I don't know what that says about me and I don't want to know. I know, and everybody knows, that the correct way to carry a baby one-handed is by getting a good vise grip on the top of its head.

jeffers

Palm it like Doctor J.

UF Mike

Jeffers: Are you interested in writing an occasional post for this here blog? I would love it if you would. It could be anything, anyhow, anyway you want. That way I would have the best writer there is as an occasional correspondent. Think about it. Love you, Michael

Jan Martin Löhndorf

This idea is strongly supported by:

jeffers

I will think about it. However I am a commitment-phobe. Maybe I will try something on the sly and see how badly it sucks.

UF Mike

That's all I ask. And if it sucks badly, it will fit well here. This IS Unremitting Failure, after all, not Masterpiece Theatre.

Jeffers

This asinine diverticulitis just came back on Sunday after two days of finally feeling symptom free. Now they got me back on Cipro & Flagyl. Flagyl has that "do not drink when using this medication" label that in this case is warranted: apparently you get violently ill when drinking alcohol while on Flagyl. So it's lose-lose. Dag.

Anyway, I'll try to work on something sometime, but right now I 'd just like to be gut-pain free. Loves ya,

Jeffers

Jan Martin Löhndorf

Best wishes to you, Jeffers!

Meghan

you're a twisted man Unca Unca Mike, but that's why I love you! Hope all is well and hang in there like that baby being carried by one leg....or a kitten in a tree whichever works better for you.

xoxo.

Meg~

UF Mike

Hey Meghan! Nice of you to stop by. Hope all's going well for you too. Don't work too hard (I know you are.) Love, Unka Mike

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