Are We Are Is Dust in the Wind

Which makes us unlucky, although not as unlucky as those people who are allergic to dust.

Comments

[Martijn]

You're a 'gasser'. This Yiddish word for a guy who always has bad luck survived in Holland. I'm baffled by the prophetic powers of the word. Not many people use it nowadays.

Imagine being allergic to wind.

[Jan Martin Löhndorf]

Imagine being allergic to being a human being!

(And today, I am slightly on the manic side, teeheehee!)

[UF Mike]

That is prophetic. As a child, I was terrified of, although not allergic to, the wind. Grass, ditto.

I'm allergic to lots of human beings. They're known as religious nuts. Being around them makes my eyes water and see red.

[karoline]

i think I had asthmatic attack today at the delaware Center for contemporary art. I left a lecture of tiresome this is what you should do for our everyone wears black organization(cfeva) to get into our stable of emerging lookalike artists and had intentions of taking in the gallerys and just as I approached one with an exhibit called "constructions" which included boards on the floor, faux sawdust and insulation fiber I started to cough and a girl my age who has had 2 vaginal births began to pee herself , the coughing didnot stop for 10 minutes( luckily the squirting did!) as I found an arty bench to sit on in a secluded hallway then, I had to leave to get some air. Some art gives off dusty wind. deadly to new asthmatics

[Martijn]

What a story, Karoline! Are you sure this wásn't the art itself? Choke Art! All the rage now Europe! No it isn't... I don't know what it is with me today and the lying. I wrote on facebook I had played racketball with Julian Assange, which I would never do because that dude looks in way better shape than I.

Big sigh... What I mean is: I like this story a lot. It had speed and accidents and some nice bad words and much more. Could be a Seinfeld scetch.

I don't know what it is with the boys' Mom, but I sincerely wish everybody the best.

[karoline]

I might have to use that as my status on fb too Martijn! thanks for your kind assesment.

[Martijn]

My fb status today was:

Once upon a time, in a Chinese coalmine, lived a young miner and his name was Bill.

The others would ask him 你可以改變它? but he said, no this is it and it always will.

Someone should report me to Suckerberg. Martijn is using facebook for his or her own private enjoyment!

Hê hê... good night.

[Martijn]

That last bit (about reporting me to Suckerberg) wasn't in the fb status mind you. But it could be! In fact, that'll be tomorrow's. Nighty night!

[Dave Mows Grass]

I like the story too, Karoline, but how did the incontinent woman manage to be born vaginally twice? I was born vaginally once which was bad enough. I couldn't imagine having to enduring that horror twice!

[Dave Mows Grass]

endure

[Martijn]

Vaginal rebirthing?

[Jan Martin Löhndorf]

I guess it was the art. Iam allergic to quicksilver (tested & proven), work & bureaucratic papers, the latter two endured, but not yet medically tested.

[karoline]

"...who has given vaginal rebirthing twice( or birth twice).." ok insert that in there. "Has had" has a nice alliteration I like though, but I get your meaning DMG. and martijn I like the abstractness of those six indeciferable squares.

[Martijn]

Those squares should have been Chinese characters. I can see them myself, which surprised me (that it worked in the first place I mean), but I should have known they would be blank or distorted on other computers.

Good to hear UF Mom (Mamma Failure is cooler) is OK!

[Jan Martin Löhndorf]

I CAN see chinese characters!

[Dave Mows Grass]

I see Chinese characters. I see them everywhere I look. Since the day I was born, every sight I've seen has had an indecipherable Chinese caption.

[UF Mike]

I don't know how the Chinese read that stuff.

[karoline]

I think they just feel it with their eyeballs

[Jan Martin Löhndorf]

It's got something to do with the shape of their eyes, I think.