Is, we're shocked to learn, about daytime sex. Needless to say, this topic is disgusting to many, if not most, decent people. Sex while the sun's still up? Ignominious. Immoral even. The sex act should be conducted in utter darkness, darkness outside the home as well as inside the home. The curtains should be drawn (there could be a moon) and no lights should be on, even in rooms other than the room the sex act is being conducted in. If the sex act is conducted outside the home, which is madness but some of your lower orders (hippies, campers, teenagers) do it, say in the backyard or on a not currently in use football field or in the woods or in a flowery pasture while the birds look away in furious shame, darkness should again prevail. There should be no moon, or a waning moon, and a very waning moon at that.
All of this brings us, warily, to the subject of nakedness. This is a subject that it's best to sneak up on, then throw a sheet over. Suffice it to say that all rational people agree that nakedness is a form of madness, especially during sex. Naked people are people who have completely lost their moral bearings, and are capable of anything, even sensual enjoyment with their shower fixtures. If sex were about enjoyment, masturbation wouldn't cause blindness. Sex is purely for procreation, and the mass production of future mass producers. It's too bad that babies can't be pressed like CDs in factories under sanitary conditions; unfortunately, we have to wallow in filth to produce them, the squalling wretches.
This brings us to the touchy subject of touching during sex. Needless to say it's a pile of oily rags just waiting for the lubricious match of lust. First you touch a person, and the next thing you know you're groping them with your tumescent fingers. It's horrible. Sex should be a noncontact sport, like dodge ball or bowling. Except that it isn't a sport, it's a terrible responsibility that weighs heavily upon us all, and causes us to weep, and destroys entire villages down to the last chicken, and makes God frown. All that, and having it with siblings causes retards.
God first made light. Then the sun. And then sex. There's something very bungleristic about it all, the whole 'creation'. No... it's all best left to the professionals. You're so right. God sent His silly nephew to knock up the Blessed Virgin, didn't He. Noooo... messy business indeed. Quite a few landmines.
I'm going to bed now, to sleep. Another day over. Good night.
Posted by: Martijn | January 13, 2012 at 04:57 PM
I loved the song Afternoon Delight when I was growing up. I didn't get what it meant at all. How weird to have been singing along with it at the age of 7. Weirder still for anyone listening. I still have a weakness for the song. And I don't mind afternoon delights, either.
Posted by: gillian | January 13, 2012 at 06:12 PM
Thanks, I now know the meaning of the word tumescent. This post made me think of a movie I can't remember the name of about Orthodox jews in NY with the main character a woman who gets married and the wedding night? or first time sex consisted of getting a sheet with a hole in it placed on the girl and then having that obligatory act over and done with. she winds up involved in a few affairs and leaves her husband for a Jamaican dude. Does this movie ring a bell with any one. The girl was good with Gems and jewlery as the family business I believe. gillian I also liked the song afternoon delight as a child and didn't know what it was about either.
Posted by: karoline | January 13, 2012 at 06:55 PM
Ah, innocence!
Posted by: gillian | January 13, 2012 at 09:05 PM
"A Price Above Rubies" (Renée Zellweger)
Posted by: Marc | January 14, 2012 at 02:20 AM
http://youtu.be/AQsqA23YJR0
Posted by: Marc | January 14, 2012 at 02:29 AM
Sonntagnachmitag = Sunday afternoon
http://www.edition8x8.info/ab_18/ab_18.html
A little unchaste booklet made by Martin Graf as well.
Posted by: Jan Martin Löhndorf | January 14, 2012 at 05:06 AM
I enjoyed the film "A Price Above Rubies" so it will be nice to watch it in pieces on Youtube.
Jan Martin, I love those movable pieces by Graf (and also your purple lizard).
Posted by: AnitaNH | January 14, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Thank you so much, Anita!
Posted by: Jan Martin Löhndorf | January 14, 2012 at 11:38 AM
thats it "a price above rubies", a little gem of a film. I'll have to watch it again. and the pop up porn was cute!
Posted by: karoline | January 15, 2012 at 12:32 AM