Eyes

The woman working behind the cash register at the little store down in the lobby is wearing a low-cut blouse that reveals she has an eye tattooed on each breast.  One of the eyes is open; the other is closed. We suppose this is supposed to give the impression of winking, but to us it looks like she's blind in one breast. 

Comments

[gillian]

Ew.

[Dave]

I look into those eyes and I can see her soul.

[Jan Martin Löhndorf]

A girl who works at the hardware shop near my place has got the word "Courage" tattooed across her chest, right above her breasts. I am as yet undecided if I should take it as an encouragement or rather a warning. She is also stunningly beautiful.
I've got a considerably large collection of screws and nails already ...

[Peteski]

Pokémom

[Martijn]

Hoot

[UF MIKE]

Peteski! Jan Martin, I recommend that you go for bigger budget items. That's the way to the retail heart. And if you really want to impress her, go into the store wearing a transparent plastic sheet and tell her you want to buy a chain saw.

[karoline]

Ew. as well.

[gillian]

Speaking of ew, I got an email that someone on OKCupid had chosen me. User name?

hungryjew4u

[Bryon]

Do you keep kosher?

[karoline]

so I was actually saying ew to the vision of someone in clear plastic buying a chain saw. As for eyes on breasts sounds like some ancient hindu art I tend to like, also quilty of making drawings with eyes on boobs in the past. come to think of it insect eyes would better suit the breasts with their many milk ducted /pored nipples

[gillian]

I'm afraid I don't, Byron. I keep vegetarian, though, if that counts for anything.

[bannedfrommikes]

I knew a girl with a winking nipple. You could almost flip pancakes with it.

[rick piel]

So I guess you'll have to feel your way?

[Martijn]

My scar is hurting again.

[Martijn]

By Trotski's eyebrows! Coincidences are ruling the world. I just went to Youtube to try and hear 'Sister Ray' (I needed it) and what do I see in the video's comments but this:

"2,013 views? Are you shitting me? And He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has nearly 530 MILLION for ONE SONG? The world's gone mad."

Unquote. Kindred spirits are crawling through the undergrowth as we speak. And a bathtub of yellow custard gets poured over us. Greetings, my Brothers & Sisters.

[Jan Martin Löhndorf]

I don't know what is so funny about a chicken crossing the road and I don't know who He-Who-Must Not-Be-Named is and I don't know what has happenend to good old beachcombing. Oi; Martijn!

[Martijn]

Thanks, mein Bruder. Yes, we're strangers in the night here, literally I guess. The American culture we are fed & preached with, can only be understood 'so much'. Perhaps if I should emigrate (Carolina?) and live there for 40 years, perhaps I understand some more.

I didn't know either who the commenter meant with He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (I'm guessing Michael Jackson) apart from the Harry Potter allusion (so was mine).

And Beach Combing is still out there circling the moon... goddamned! I'm half-half busy of starting a new one, temporarily named "The Drowning Gnome" but it can change into anything or not be persued at all. It can even be a blog in Dutch, to exist NEXT TO Beachcombing, or even replacing it... I feel very handicapped by my so-so English at times. Oder, vielleicht soll ich eind blog auf deutsch... Blitzkrieg Blog!

Hey Jan Martin!

[Martijn]

The Drowning Gnome has been transformed already into "Another Day in Paradise" (a much better title, although I can change it tomorrow). But I still don't know how to make my cave a comfortable enough place to live in. I may ask some Blogger bloggers for help... how the fuck can I make that smurf blue sideline disappear? See:

http://drowning-gnome.blogspot.com/

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