This is sentence four: the murderer got away scot free. He crept up to the house. He broke in. He killed his victim.
This is sentence ten: There should have been 1,000,000 pesos in the suitcase. He opened the suitcase and counted the pesos in the suitcase, and kept coming up one short. We cannot tell you how this pissed him off. What good are 999,999 pesos in a suitcase? He felt like going back, and killing his victim again for screwing him. So that's what he did.
The murderer has never seen the Matrix. This makes him feel inferior. Everybody else has seen the Matrix, but he has never seen the Matrix. How could he have missed the Matrix? He would hear people making allusions to the Matrix, and he would kill them. That's how he became known as the Matrix killer. Why didn't he just watch the Matrix? What was stopping him? He should just put two hours aside, sit down in front of the television, and watch the Matrix. This way he would be free, but he didn't want to be free.
oh no,that drunken scot has only got himself back online.irn bru and haggis all round.
Posted by: sodajerk | June 30, 2011 at 02:46 PM
Yeah! All Hail Sodajerk!
Posted by: UF Mike | June 30, 2011 at 04:32 PM
er, he took the blue pill?
Posted by: dontkillme | June 30, 2011 at 05:56 PM
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Posted by: Jeffers | June 30, 2011 at 09:43 PM
Hail bonny Sodajerk! It's been long.
And hail the post too! I love it when things make no sense. Too bad the murderer didn't see The Matrix. It's okay to go about murdering all over the place, but only if the Supreme Truths of The Matrix have been revealed to one. I have never seen Titanic, so I don't go boating, or staring into the sunset, hairs flapping and [...]
Posted by: Martijn | July 01, 2011 at 04:36 AM
it is good to be fully back online.got my wee bruddas old laptop when he got a new one from his work.
Posted by: sodajerk | July 01, 2011 at 05:08 AM
BTW. Been reading Joris-Karl Huysmans' novella "À vau-l’eau". It is like staring into a mirror... and laughing... laughing! Talk about a monumental work in Misery & Disgust! It's a long time I laughed this hard with a book.
Posted by: Martijn | July 01, 2011 at 06:12 AM
Sodajerk is a legend, for all who don't know him. And it's great to have him back. Long live Irn Bru!
Posted by: UF MIKE | July 01, 2011 at 08:11 AM
steady Mike....do not be writing cheques my abilities cannae cash.
great to be back.i missed being able to `comment.damn useless old mobile phone.
Posted by: sodajerk | July 02, 2011 at 03:14 AM
Jeffers.just noticed.have you actually drunk Wee Heavy?
a pal of mine who is in CAMRA,campaign for real ale,said it was one of the best.
Posted by: sodajerk | July 02, 2011 at 06:01 PM
Get on it Jeffers. Wee Heavy!
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