Our Life Sucks

But we don't let it get us down.  Yes we do, we let it get us down.  We let it get us down to the extent that we can no longer stand it and we register a protest against life.  We walk around with a sign that says "Down with Life!" because we find life insufferable and vile.  We even wrote a petition, that goes, "I, the undersigned, will no longer cooperate with life because I find it insufferable and vile."  So far we're the only person who's signed it, and we have no idea who to send it to.  God, if he had an address.  But he does not have an address, how convenient for him.  He's incommunicado, which makes it impossible for us to confront him with our petition, the old bastard.  He doesn't want to know we've seen through his abominable facade and have penetrated to the rotten heart of life, where all manner of atrocities and indignities are inflicted upon the innocent day in and day out.  He would prefer to remain in hiding, in a room somewhere with a command desk upon which there are buttons marked humiliation, murder, torture, failure, futility, natural disaster, death, and general mayhem.  But he's not going to get away with it.  Or rather he is, the timeless tyrant, because he's God, and he doesn't care about anyone but himself.

Comments

[m]

To the author

I enjoy this webpage.

[Pisces Iscariot]

Hate to break it to you: there is no god

[Bullets]

Add to your list of buttons "Slapstick".
Hey mike!

[vibram five fingers]

So far we're the only person who's signed it, and we have no idea who to send it to.

[Dave]

God should have an ennui button. Or perhaps ennui is the baseline state of existence and God simply accentuates that grinding boredom with humiliation, murder, torture, failure, futility, natural disaster, death, and general mayhem, at his whim, just to break things up, in which case I guess I should thank him. That's what most people do.

[UF MIKE]

Slapstick and ennui buttons duly added! Thank you m!

[karoline]

gee, I'm glad you didn't use "she" when talking about that outside ruling party.
but I'm into mushrooms, they are deserving of worship and reverence.

[UF MIKE]

I used to be into mushrooms too. Then I had a bad trip, and stayed away from them after that.

[karoline]

I don't recall ever tripping on mushrooms but they may transferred info to me in their mysterious mushroom ways, through spores and such, I know fungus can enter ant brains and direct them to their doom by making them climb the highest object they can find when then they proceed to explode the poor little ant's brain and disperse the spores once again. but try this for kicks http://www.mindmodulations.com/mindmods/the-concept-of-consciousness/how-mushrooms-can-help-save-the-world-an-interview-with-paul-st.html

[Francisco Peres]

Four years ago you could have mailed your petition straight to the White House and they'd know what to do with it. Bush had two special phones in his desk, one marked USSR and the other Almighty. But all that ended the moment Americans voted those atheistic Democrats in.

[karoline]

hey guys thats not the link I meant to post up there, I wouldn't open that one , sorry. I meant to share a link of an interview with paul stametts who wrote "mycellium running". And that link isn't it.

[UF MIKE]

That's the dullest link ever!

[karoline]

its like some cia communications device disguised as a website, ingnore, delete , beware, idk how it got in my favorite places

[keylogger Mac]

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