We got our penis pierced, this was years ago now. We don't know why we did it. Yes we do, our pal William talked us into it. We're very suggestible. Anyway, it hurt like Hell. William said, "Oh, it's just like getting your dick caught in your zipper." Yes, if you're talking about one mighty large zipper.
We don't know what we thought having our penis pierced would achieve. It's really rather a useless arrangement. It's not like we get to show it off to people, friends or strangers on the street. It's like our little secret, one so boring that nobody else wants in on it.
We also have a couple of tattoos, but those we can at least show off. One of them even makes a cameo on You Tube!