Little Lord Futileroy

We're always being reminded that we had the most pussified childhood in human history. Take this post from our pal Bullets in the Mailbox. We wouldn't have dared--or even imagined--doing something like that. Why, we might as well have been wearing one of those blue velvet suits with short pants and ruffles.  We can't remember doing a single potentially dangerous thing during our preteen years, unless you count risking getting caught by our sister while licking her Barbie's breasts.  

UF at age 9 

Comments

[kfc]

The fact that you stopped at Barbie's breasts makes you downright prudish. I had a teenaged male babysitter who performed c. lingus on my Barbie, right in front of me. At eight I knew enough to be horrified, so I grabbed her out of his meaty paws, ran upstairs, and locked myself in my room. That was the last time he took care of me, though I never explained to my mom why I didn't want him back.

[Peteski]

I sort of remember my sister's Barbie having hairy nipples, maybe she had Bulgarian Barbie.

[Steve]

Little Lord Futileroy!
Thats funny....thanks for the link...and a glimpse of true....depravity!

[Unremitting Failure]

kfc: I am a prude. But I hasten to add that Barbie has no vagina.

[kfc]

There's sometimes a leetle teeny aperture, but she's been labio/clitorodectomied. Ken fares far worse, though at least he's got that lump in his pants.