Here's a Hypothetical

You're deer hunting.  It's foggy.  You gut shoot a woman hanging her wash who looks sorta kinda like a deer.  Hey, her fault.  You move on.  And wind up bagging a deer the size of a Clydesdale! With a better rack than Pamela Anderson!  It's your best day ever!  And then it hits you.  You have to de-asshole the fucker.

Hey, we've been there.  We've shot a woman hanging wash and then gone on to shoot a trophy deer only to have the elation drain out of us at the prospect of field dressing the thing.  But not any more.  We discovered the Butt Out®, a handy-dandy device that allows you to quickly and easily remove the anal alimentary canal on deer and deer-sized game!  Just push Butt Out up the deer's butt, give it one and a half twists, and bung-o! Meat that doesn't taste like ass! 

And the best part?  It'll work on the lady you shot too!

Butt out, pal!

Comments

[Martijn]

http://www.hunterspec.com/Updateable/update_display.cfm?pageID=268&categoryID=28

They say it's a Squirrel Call.

[Unremitting Failure]

"Makes a baby squirrel distress call." What kind of lowdown prick bastard would torment a poor squirrel parent first, THEN shoot it? But you're right. That's no squirrel call. That's "Squirrels the Happy Diddler."

[Jeffers]

Hey, I wants my props!