SAT Questions

1. The drummer in the Archies was a) Popbelly Pete b) Jughead Jones c) Lithium Larry Beamer d) Hot Dog the dog.

2. Which of these did John Denver want to take him home_______________ a) a jet plane b) his singing packhorse Mr. Quiver c) Sebastian Cabot d) a country road.

3. Pamela des Barres once sold this as cocaine: a) Johnson's baby powder b) Jim Morrison's dandruff c) Jose Feliciano's toenail clippings d) Johnny Winter's pubic hair.

4. John Denver's real name was a) Richard Merkel b) Anthony Thomas Bleer c) Henry Deutschendorf d) Adolf Schickelgruber e) James Newell Osterberg.

5. The band with the highest rate of suicide in the history of rock is a) Stone the Crows b) Black Sabbath c) Badfinger d) The Wiggles.

6. Midnight Oil a) gave me polio b) led me to become involved in the issue of the indigenous peoples of Austalia c) blew like a volcano of hot molten suck d) made my room smell bad.

Comments

[Ben]

6. C

[UF MIke]

Bingo! You're going to Harvard!

[Brenda Love]

Number 3 has me stumped.

[UF MIke]

True Story: D.

[sodajerk]

5.C

two i think.....

[UF MIke]

Yes! That's a 50 percent suicide rate. And both by hanging. Top that, New Republic! Please!