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I had to do a news article interview in the home of two male clowns once.
10+ on the creepy index.
Posted by: Ben | May 16, 2008 at 01:24 PM
Yuck.
Do you remember that item on the Kansas City Star a few years back? There was a clown convention in town, which they covered. A photo from the clip files ran in the paper for, ya know, representin', except it turns out the picture was of John Wayne Gacy in costume.
Speaking if him, I was in an art gallery in The Valley a few months ago that sells paintings allegedly by the serial killer himself. Who puts things like that up in his home? It's just bad juju, if you ask me.
Posted by: kfc | May 16, 2008 at 01:32 PM
"Who puts things like that up in his home? It's just bad juju, if you ask me."
Big time. Creepiness with a cherry on top. Particularly if the paintings are of clowns--imagine sitting watching TV with one of those looking down on you.
Posted by: Ben | May 16, 2008 at 03:20 PM
Yea, there used to be this weird art/antiques/toy store in Philadelphia that peddled Gacy's paintings. But the last thing I want in my house is clown snuff art.
Ben, that visit of yours beats all. It's a wonder you emerged alive. Brrrr!
Posted by: UF MIke | May 16, 2008 at 03:31 PM
You mean the now defunc Mondo world of merchandice run by Furry Couch, right?!
Bozo: I heard his show was cancelled because he said as an aside on air " I hate these fucking kids." & the started laughing.
remember w/o bozo we'd have no Crusty...
The only thing funnier than a clown is a clown on fire...
Posted by: mordantmouth | May 16, 2008 at 04:05 PM
Doctor Matiland in town had these sad clown paintings on her wall in waiting room...not only did you feel bad but you had wait in a room with clowns from hell!
http://fineartamerica.com/featured/sad-clown-reynold-rossi.html
Posted by: Keith | May 17, 2008 at 07:54 AM
By the look on old Bozo's face it looks like he just took one in the testies from old Jolty. And always remember "We're all Bozoz's on this bus"
Posted by: JohnnyPissoff | May 18, 2008 at 12:41 PM