Not to Mention "Phoenician Finger"

Abashed archeologists held a press conference today to admit that the Rosetta Stone, the ancient stone tablet long believed to be key to the modern understanding of hieroglyphic writing, was actually the fine print of an Egyptian pharmaceuticals ad. 

"We're not certain yet what the drug is," said Knut Haumpf-Fleggelberg, the red-faced archeologist heading up the team "retranslating" the stone.  "But we do know that its side effects include fatigue, dry mouth and, in males, gynecosphynximastia or, as it's commonly known, totally hot sphinx tits.

   

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[kfc]

It gets you Rosetta Stoned.

[Steve]

Uh-Oh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NbgL6Zh-Rk&feature=related