Idiocy Afoot

When it comes to the free-range deranged it's hard to out-gaga Michelle Malkin, who seems intent on making Ann Coulter look like she didn't just escape from a hospital for the criminally insane.  Now she's gone and gotten poor Rachel Ray who we can't stand but whatever in trouble for wearing a scarf in a Dunkin' Donut ad.  Malkin, whose keen instincts are all that stand between us and the "Islamofascists" who are at this very moment massing along the Mexican border, says the scarf offers support to nefarious terrorists abroad.  Oh yeah. The first time we looked at Rachel Ray we thought "Perky, over-caffeinated terrorist!"  We believe in free speech for everybody including Michelle Malkin, but if somebody wants to fire her from her paying job and reduce her to sitting around and muttering for free like the rest of us crackpots, we're not going to complain. Next she's going to accuse Paula Abdul of using her American Idol judgeship to beam secret messages to Al Qaeda. (She's beaming secret messages to somebody, but this somebody isn't on our planet.)

Michelle Malkin reminds us of our christian duty to love the mad, if only because we're not allowed to hit them with our cars.

 Holy iced intifada, its jihad with a straw!

Comments

[Dave]

Filipina Michelle Malkin is no doubt pissed that the Dunkin' Donut stores here in America don't serve tuna "burgers" and have karaoke machines like they do in the Philippines. This has nothing to do with some dingbat wearing sandstorm protection when no sandstorm is taking place or about to take place. Say, did it ever occur to the Islamophobes that people in the Islamic world might select certain clothing for functional rather than religious reasons?

[UF Mike]

The fundamentalist Islamic crazoid crowd is the best thing to happen to the fundamentalist crazoid Christian crowd since the fall of the Soviet Union. These people are constitutionally incapable of living without a perceived "existential threat." If 9/11 hadn't happened, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter and their ilk would have had to face themselves and their own utter loathsomeness. Nah, they wouldn't have. They'd just be clamoring for an invasion of Russia. People of their sort can always find a nightmare to get them off.