CNN: "One in Three Workers Hung Over in Office"

And why not?  It beats the fuck out of being hungover at home. 

And since when is being hungover at work, like, a bad thing?  During the Golden Age of American Business workers took pride in their hangovers.  This trend was given its full expression in the film Anchorman, where sportscaster Champ Kind says, "Tell me about it. This morning I woke up and I shit a squirrel.  But what I can't get?  The damn thing is still alive.  I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it."

Comments

[Johnny Smoke]

Must have been Sue's problem when she screamed this vulgar pearl.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/13/sue-simmons-video-new-yor_n_101453.html

[sodajerk]

i always try and save my bodily functions for when i am on company time.

i like the idea that although my salary is poor,they are paying me to poop.

little victories.......

tis either that or goin postal............

[halina]

And the extra flushing goes on their water bill too

[UF MIke]

"What the fuck are you doing?" Kind of an odd thing to yell at a cruise ship.