Well, it's happened again. Another mass killing in a school, in Finland this time. After a murderous shooting spree like the one that occurred yesterday, it's de rigeur to ask how the killer got his hands on a gun. But you know what?
We don't care.
All what we want to know is where he scored the cool Humanity Is Overrated t-shirt. Jeepers, this guy's from Finland, where most people are walking around in clothing made of birch bark and sewn-together elk anuses, and he's still got way cooler threads than us.
Which leads us to wonder, what's he got to go on a killing spree for?
People simply have no sense of perspective anymore. This guy should have been grateful, what with owning not only the t-shirt and the cool gun but also the technology necessary to post his stupid video on YouTube, especially what with him being from a place with reindeer and shit. We don't have any of the three, and we're from the U.S., but you don't see us going on a killing spree. Why? Because we're not part of today's global "give me cool clothes and a gun and a video camera and I'll still kill everybody" culture.
We deplore mass killings by people who have cooler t-shirts than we do. It's bad enough they have to kill people, without rubbing our nose in our lack of even one cool message t-shirt, much less one as cool as some doofus from Finland has managed to get his paws on.