Broadway Strike Leaves Millions of Heterosexual Men Overjoyed

And other stories at 3 pm.  In the meantime, if you're planning to travel this Thanksgiving, forget about it.  "No one is going anywhere this Turkey Day," says National Transportation expert Jim Tribberly.  "Everything's either overbooked, blocked up, snowed in, bumper to bumper, cancelled, postponed, on fire, shut down due to hails of frogs, reserved for congresspeople, or a certain death trap that you'd be a fool to agree to have anything to do with.  Don't even plan to cross the street, that is unless you have about 19 spare hours and bring lots of food and bribe money."  Tribberly adds that things should be back to normal by "the distant science fiction future." 

Comments

[peteski]

Last time I saw him, he was on his way to see "Wicked" again. By himself. Rope belt, seemed a little conflicted.

[kfc]

That shoud be an Onion headline. You're hilarious.

[Mike]

Thank you, KFC. We're like a little Onion. We should call ourselves The Shallot. Hey Peteski!!

[(S)wine, Inc.]

Gene Shallot