1. They have a guy in their band named Larry.
2. They still haven't found what they're looking for? Would it kill them to ask a clerk?
3. "The Edge" sounds like a disposable BIC product.
4. How awful is Bono? If given the choice of sparing either Sting or him, we would actually have to think about it.
5. In the name of love? How about in the name of God?
6. Bono is an anagram of Nobo, Noob, and Pompous Dickhead.
7. They care so much it makes our teeth hurt like we're chewing tinfoil.
8. If given the choice of sparing either Bono or Oprah, we would actually have to think about it.
9. James Joyce counseled his fellow Irishmen to adopt "silence, exile and cunning." In Bono's case, we'd have settled for the silence.
10. They're going to be around forever, aren't they? Like a turd stain on a gas station wall.