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Don't have that "useless" appendix of yours removed just yet.  Researchers believe they have discovered its purpose.  Basically, it sits around doing nothing but telling your other organs, "I could do that better." 

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Comments

[Jan Martin Löhndorf]

There are too many sentences ending on "... Parker said." in the article. Why not "... Parker transmitted to us via semaphore signals." or ".. Parker scribbled on the derrière of his tasty assistant."? Or just "... Parker pointed out/added/continued etc.". Well, anyway.

[Ben]

EDITED:

"Some employers think they have figured out the real job of the troublesome and seemingly useless [insert position name].

For generations [insert position name] has been dismissed as superfluous. Employers figured it had no function. Corporations removed them routinely. People live fine without them.

And when infected [insert position name] can turn deadly. It gets inflamed quickly and some people die if it isn't removed in time."

[UF Mike]

We can't tell you why this is Jan Martin, Parker said. It is quite annoying, Parker said. Maddening, actually, Parker said. Parker should just shut the hell up, Parker said.