Albanian, language of the past perfect continuous!
Someday we plan to travel to Albania to see what all the excitement's about.
In the meantime, we must sate our thirst for all things albanian by making stuff up. For instance, Albania is the only country in the world whose president was devoured by wild dogs. Albania has commemorated this happy event on a postage stamp showing the President being devoured by wild dogs while looking very presidential.
Albania is also the only country in the world that still uses meat currency. It's very tasty and wreaks havoc with convential vending machines.