We like depictions of Jesus. We especially like depictions of Mean Jesus. You know, the Jesus who bitch-slapped the money-changers at the Temple. Fisticuffs Jesus isn't as popular as Sheep Jesus, but that's because he tended to reserve his beatdowns for deserving bitches, like money-changers and underlings who brought him the wrong brand of bottled water. The Bible does not say how many deserving bitches were awarded the Jesus Beat Down, but we'll bet you it was plenty. Jesus could see right through a man, right down to his inner deserving bitch. When he did he said, "Get ready, fool", and proceeded to render unto that fool a New Testament whupping.
"please Hammer don't hurt 'em!"