Today We Got a Spam-Type E-Mail

Whose subject line, we shit you not was, "You're a short man with a short dick."  Now we ask you, what kind of advertising pitch is this?  This is not the kind of e-mail your average male is likely to open, because a) it's insulting and b) by opening it, you're more or less acknowledging that you fit the bill.  We've heard of insult comics, but insult advertising?  Why, it's the stupidest thing we've ever heard of. 

We opened it, of course. 

Comments

[scott]

My original said, "You're a tall, handsome man with a short dick."

Damn editors.

Hello, Mike.

[Unremitting Failure]

Dang! They DO know who they're writing to! Hey Scott! Good to hear from you.

[karindira]

Mine are all trying to sell me watches. I don't wear a watch, but I suppose that is still better than having my penis insulted.

So,a penis and a Rolex walk into a bar...

[Unremitting Failure]

That sounds like a great joke! And gives us a great idea: the penis watch...