Unremitting Failure Makes the Newspapers for Telling Employer To Eat a Bag of Cocks
It's true. You can check it out right here. It's not every day that you wind up in the newspapers for telling your employer to eat a bag of cocks. In fact, we may be the first person in the history of the world to make the newspapers in this particular manner. The silver lining, if there is one, is that our blog address is listed in the article. The downside of it all is, we come across in the article like a real nut. This is called good reporting. The moral of the story is, if you want to make the newspapers, just tell your employer to eat a bag of cocks. It appears to work.
Our days at the Post were the best days of our life
Well done. A heroic and unexpected multiple strike. It’s a rare occasion when one gets to tell someone what he or she really thinks, then gratuitously have others repeat it repeatedly. In my mind a brilliant resignation strategy masterfully executed. Let them eat a bag of cocks!
Posted by: Ben | February 17, 2006 at 09:51 AM
marie antoinette?
i wonder if your ex-boss ever reds the blog now?
is there a link to the article on Fugazi?
Posted by: sodajerk | February 17, 2006 at 09:56 AM
"Let them eat a bag of cocks!"
Getting that in any headline anywhere is a stellar accomplishment.
When you look at this silly little piece entitled “The Washington Post (Puss) Feelancer’s Guide To Not Getting Fired,” it’s really telling highly creative people to: shut up, don’t complain, don’t have an opinion, don’t make dumb people look dumb, do your job, eat our shit, and take our little half-assed compensation and like it. What a bunch of thin-skinned pussies.
Posted by: Ben | February 17, 2006 at 10:16 AM
Thank you lads. We are a loose cannon on the deck of journalism. Pity we generally only shoot ourselves...
Posted by: UF | February 17, 2006 at 10:47 AM
Oh, and Sodajerk? I'll try to figure out a way to give you access to the Fugazi article; it's on the Wash. City Paper Website but it'll cost you $3 to read, which is like $3.01 more than it's worth. Give me some time...
Posted by: UF | February 17, 2006 at 10:54 AM
You're such a naughty boy. I must spank you now, I must, I must.
Posted by: Poetivity | February 17, 2006 at 11:12 AM
Now you're talking our language! We love a good spanking!
Posted by: UF | February 17, 2006 at 12:00 PM
well don't forget how you called ian to grovel and plead for straightedge forgiveness..."please don't hit me again with the spinach noodle...i'll do anything you want...i mean...i won't do anything you don't want..."
Posted by: wi11iam13 | February 17, 2006 at 01:53 PM
Oh, for Christ's sake. We called him because he promised to spank us. No other reason. None whatsoever.
Posted by: UF | February 17, 2006 at 02:00 PM
Employment sucks a bag of cocks. It really does.
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