Sumptious, aren't they? Soothing and rejuvenative, the baths are the perfect place to relax with a bacon and egg sandwich. Feel free to "soak your bones" while "sweet-talking a couple of hot babes", or to accidentally topple the giant seashell (left) into the water, inadvertently pinning yourself beneath it in four feet of water. We like to stop in after a busy day to enjoy a game of water polo. We can't today, unfortunately. Our pony drowned.